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BREAKING NEWS! Mischevious DoorDasher leaves tricks, not treats!
In this issue: Mischevious DoorDasher leaves tricks, not treats! Aes Sedai named Patron Saint of Flint, Michigan! Trakand mocks oppenent...
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Oct 16
COSPLAYERS CAUGHT TRYING TO STEAL TEEN'S BAND INSTRUMENT!
BREAKING NEWS! WWN 6.08 is hitting Peddler's Carts soon, but you're the first to know ...and if you don't believe that, you're a...
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Oct 8
WWN 6.07 - IT'S THE AIEL SWIMSUIT ISSUE!
...and if you don't believe that, you're a DARKFRIEND! BREAKING NEWS! The Weekly Wheel News is back with this year's favorite of Two...
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Aug 24
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MYSTERIOUS CREATURE SPOTTED IN LAKE SOMAL! How long has she been there and what does “Somey” want? An unusual underwater creature has...
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Jul 27
BREAKING NEWS! SOFA SCANDAL ROCKS TAR VALON
Weekly Wheel News issue 605 hits peddler's carts and news stands now! In this week's issue: SOFA SCANDAL! Did Elaida's new Keeper of the...
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Mar 29
WHITECLOAKS ANNOUNCE BID TO BAN TEL'ARAN'RHIOD!
BREAKING NEWS! Weekly Wheel News 6-04 hits peddler's carts now! If you don't believe it, you're a DARKFRIEND! WHITECLOAKS ANNOUNCE BID TO...
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Mar 10
WWN 6.03 - DEADLY TER'ANGREAL FOUND IN TANCHICO
Weekly Wheel News issue 6.03 is hitting Peddler's Carts NOW! And f you don't believe it, you're a Darkfriend! In this issue: KING MATTIN...
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Feb 13
WWN 6-02: MAN KILLED OVER ILL-TIMED DAD JOKE!
BREAKING NEWS! The Weekly Wheel News, Randland's ONLY Reliable News Source, is back with issue 6-02 and available on fine Pedder's Carts...
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Feb 13
WWN 6-01: ALANNA SEDAI BONDS TROLLOC!
BREAKING NEWS! The Weekly Wheel News is back for our 6th year! And if you don't believe it, YOU'RE A DARKFRIEND! ALANNA SEDAI BONDS...
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Oct 9, 2023
WWN 5-11! HEROES OF OLD RETURN!
BREAKING NEWS! ISSUE 5.11 OF THE WEEKLY WHEEL NEWS HITS NEWSSTANDS NOW! IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE IT... YOU'RE A DARKFRIEND! HEROES OF OLD...
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Sep 8, 2023
WWN 5-10: LADY ANVAERE ISSUES MISSING COUGAR ALERT
BREAKING NEWS!!! INVADERS IN THE WEST CAPTURE HEROES OF THE HORN! Escaped Blacksmith spotted in off-leash dog park! LADY ANVAERE ISSUES...
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Aug 23, 2023
WWN 5-09 hits peddler's carts now!
BREAKING NEWS! Randland's ONLY Reliable News Source is back with issue 509: LANFEAR DOWN-ON-HER-LUCK! FORSAKEN TAKES JOB AS SKINNY...
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May 13, 2023
WWN 5-08: VERIN SEDAI FINDS TER'ANGREAL IN CEREAL BOX!
VERIN SEDAI FINDS TER'ANGREAL IN CEREAL BOX! Aes Sedai makes biggest discovery of the Third Age... and gives it to a Wilder Accepted! In...
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Mar 25, 2023
WWN 5-06: The Balloon is Back!
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: "LIGHT! We got so head-down in working on our WOT Idol submission that we forgot to roll this issue out yesterday!...
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Feb 4, 2023
WWN 5-05: SANDERSON DROPS A BOMB!
BRANDON SANDERSON: I WROTE 14 MORE WHEEL OF TIME BOOKS IN SECRET LAST WEEK! "It's true! He caused a literal keyboard shortage across the...
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Jan 28, 2023
WWN 5-04: TOP SECRET DOCUMENTS FOUND OUTSIDE WHITE TOWER!
TOP SECRET DOCS FOUND OUTSIDE WHITE TOWER... IN EGWENE AL'VERE'S WAR CAMP! "Duh." - Al'Vere, Watcher of the Seals, Flame of Tar Valon,...
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Jan 11, 2023
WWN 5-03: LANFEAR LIVES!
BREAKING NEWS! Lanfear lives! Instagram post proves Caemlyn Innkeeper knew all along! Sales of Lanfear Funko POPs tank! Local collector...
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Jan 11, 2023
WWN 5-02: SHADOWRUNNER TO BOND SNACC WARDER!
The Weekly Wheel News is a #wheeloftime inspired project by Rob Christianson, a designer and art director based in the Pacific Northwest....
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Dec 29, 2022
WWN 5-01 HITS NEWSSTANDS NOW!
The Weekly Wheel News embarks on its FIFTH year in publication! In this issue: FORSAKEN GRAENDAL'S SECRET HIDEOUT EXPOSED! Forsaken...
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Oct 23, 2022
BREAKING NEWS! JERSEY DRAGHKAR HIRED AS DELI SPOKESMAN!
WEEKLY WHEEL NEWS 4-15 hits peddler's carts now! In this week's news... JERSEY DRAGHKAR HIRED AS DELI SPOKESMAN! "AY, it beats flaming'...
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