BREAKING NEWS! MARCH MADNESS SWEEPS BLACK TOWER!

MARCH MADNESS SWEEPS BLACK TOWER! "WHO ARE YOU ROOTING FOR? YOU'RE THE ONLY ONES HERE..." - LIANDRIN SEDAI

LANFEAR'S BEAUTY SECRETS! SHE'S BACK ON THE PROWL AND LOOKING AMAZING FOR 3000 YEARS OLD!

PACKAGE THIEVES IN CAIRHIEN MAKE OFF WITH DRAGON REBORN! SULIN REGRETS NOT INSTALLING RING DOORBELL

CAEMLYN WOMAN DREAMS SHE GAVE BIRTH TO TRIPLETS! ...AND WAKES TO FIND SHE'S SUDDENLY THE MOTHER OF 3 BABES!

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