BREAKING NEWS! Mischevious DoorDasher leaves tricks, not treats!

In this issue:

Mischevious DoorDasher leaves tricks, not treats!

Aes Sedai named Patron Saint of Flint, Michigan!

Trakand mocks oppenent at Andor rally!

Koallocs found in Mad Lands!

Read these stories and more in Randland's ONLY Reliable News Source: THE WEEKLY WHEEL NEWS! If you don't believe it, YOU'RE A DARKFRIEND.

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