BREAKING NEWS! SOFA SCANDAL ROCKS TAR VALON

Weekly Wheel News issue 605 hits peddler's carts and news stands now!

In this week's issue:

SOFA SCANDAL! Did Elaida's new Keeper of the Chronicles have a REAL "Pillowfriend"?"It ain't no Davenport... it ain't no sofa! It was a looooove-seat!" - Alviarin Sedai

Also:

HORSE TRADER HAS NO HORSES... AND NO JOB! Layoffs impacting Two Rivers economy! (Pictured: Sad Donal Finn as Mat Cauthon staring at a candle flame)

FIRST OF MAYENE SPILLS TEA ON TAIREN HIGH LORDS! Grabby Gueyam! Tawdry Torean! Touchy Tedosian! ...the list goes on! (Pictured: Simone Ashley as Berelain, holding tea cup of fine Sea Folk porcelain)

ARE SSSECRET SNAKEY FOLK RULING RANDLAND? Exposssing the slithering society of Sindhol! (pictured: Lord Agelmar Jagad removing a human mask to reveal a snakey face underneath)

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