BREAKING NEWS! THE MESSIAH RETURNS...

BARBARIAN BROTHERS GENTLED BEFORE THEY COULD MAKE A GOOD MOVIE!

"That TALENT... it's meant for Women. And when you ACT, you make it FILTHY." - Liandrin Sedai

THE MESSIAH RETURNS! AND HE'S LOOKING SUPERFLY!

Logain Ablar: True or False Dragon?

QUESTIONERS EXPOSED!

Valda threatens young girl... with THE COMFY CHAIR!

HAVE YOU SEEEN THIS HORSE? (Image of Archie - aka Bela)

IF SO, CALL VANIN: 1-800-BELA

AMYRLIN SEAT TO CO-HOST FOOD NETWORK'S "WORST COOKS IN RANDLAND"

"FISH GUTS!" - Siuan Sanche

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