COSPLAYERS CAUGHT TRYING TO STEAL TEEN'S BAND INSTRUMENT!

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COSPLAYERS CAUGHT TRYING TO STEAL TEEN'S BAND INSTRUMENT! "These dudes in bad helmet's came out of nowhere!" - Al'Thor

(pictured: Darrel K. Sweet's original cover art of The Great Hunt, with men in Trolloc helmets hiding behind rocks watching Rand holding the Horn of Valere)

CAIRHIENIN BUSINESS COMES UNDER FIRE FROM CONSERVATIVES! "Our baristas are covered head-to-ankle!" - Owner, Topless Towers Coffee

(pictured: Lady Anvaere looking concerned in front of Cairhien skyline)

McDONALD'S OFFERS SHADOW SEALS IN HALLOWEEN HAPPY MEALS!

*Forsaken not included.

(pictured: Young girl happily pulling Seal on the Dark One's Prison out of Happy Meal)

And don't miss this:

NOMADIC CO-PARENTS LOSE FIVE CHILDREN AT THE BEACH! CPS on the hunt for the neglectful couple!

(pictured: Lan and Moiraine alone on beach outside Falme Waygate) 

Read these stories and more in Randland's ONLY Reliable News Source: THE WEEKLY WHEEL NEWS! If you don't believe it, YOU'RE A DARKFRIEND.

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