MYRDDRAAL DAN CRASHES HOLIDAY OFFICE PARTY!

BREAKING NEWS!

WHO KILLED LAILA DEARN?

Murder weapon found but WHERE is her husband?

Sniffer finds bloody axe after wife's body washes ashore on bank of Taren river

MYRDDRAAL DAN CRASHES WOTonPRIME HOLIDAY OFFICE PARTY!

"I don't know how he got the invitation. We left him out because of last year..." - Rafe Judkins, Showrunner

"He got wasted on eggnog and kept chasing Zoe... and you can't outrun a Fade!" - Sarah Nakamura

(ARTWORK: "Myrddraal" by Nugubeef)

ROSAMUND PIKE CONFIRMS EXISTENCE OF BAT BOY ON SET! WILL YOU BELIEVE?

AMADICIAN TEEN WINS CAKE BOSS: NEXT GREAT BAKER!

Her amazing "Aes Sedai Flambé" leaves Judge Valda speechless!

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