WOT DAY IS IT???

Don't worry, Randland... we haven't forgotten about you!

BREAKING NEWS! #CAMELGATE SWEEPS WESTLANDS! FANDOM HAPPIER THAN A CAMEL ON #WOTWEDNESDAY!

"MAT MAT MAT MAT... WOT DAY IS IT???" "NO COMMENT." -TWEETER OF CHAOS

WOTonPrime key hairstylist quits after Madden undoes braid on day 2 of filming! "Aes Sedai don't braid their hair!" says Madden.

Vaccine breakthrough discovered by goofball general! "Honestly, I just thought it was a climactic thing to say at the time... I'm no bloody hero." - General Cauthon

Madman regains awareness at the sound of an ice cream truck! "COME QUICKLY, MY LOVE! THEY HAVE BUTTER RIPPOOOH LIGHT ILEYNA!!!!!!" - L.T. "STEVE" TELAMON