WWN 4-08 WOTcon Edition!

Light, it's been an AGE! Here we go again, BREAKING NEWS only from Randland's Most Reliable News Source, the WEEKLY WHEEL NEWS!

BLOOD AND ASHES! A BETROTHAL AT WOTcon!

Are you ready for the Squeeeeeeeeeeee heard round the world? SHE SAID YES!!!

Congrats to Dan and Andrea! Now put a Great Serpent Ring on it!

TWO RIVERS TOWN EXPANDS INN: AL'VERES OPEN INDOOR WATERPARK!

"The waterslides are amazing, but Elay'es going to LOVE this new hot tub!" - Egwene Al'Vere

AES SEDAI FUMBLES WEAVE...

Shrinks Winespring Inn to size of LEGO set!

HEROES OF THE HORN SPOTTED... IN OHIO!

Michael Kramer and Kate Reading made their first in-person con appearance last weekend at WoTCon, and it was amazing to meet them! Also they raised THOUSANDS of dollars (thanks to YOU) for a cause close to their hearts, "Books to Prisoners". Donations are still welcome!

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