WWN 5-05: SANDERSON DROPS A BOMB!

BRANDON SANDERSON: I WROTE 14 MORE WHEEL OF TIME BOOKS IN SECRET LAST WEEK! "It's true! He caused a literal keyboard shortage across the Southwestern US!" - Taylor Hatch

ANDORAN GLEEMAN GETS LOST AFTER WILD NIGHT AND MISSES SEASON 2 CASTING CALL! "It looks like King Galldrian will get to live another 8 episodes after all. Another wine, girl!" - Merrillin

Showrunner puts price of 100 Gold Crowns on his head!

METHOD ACTRESS CEARA COVENEY PREPS FOR ROLE OF DAUGHTER HEIR... BY TAKING 500 BATHS IN ONE YEAR!

LOCAL CRAFTSMAN STILL LOOKING FOR WORK! "Hey Rafe. Call me. We'll do lunch!" - Rob

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