WWN 5-06: The Balloon is Back!

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: "LIGHT! We got so head-down in working on our WOT Idol submission that we forgot to roll this issue out yesterday! By the Light, we seek your forgiveness!" - Rob Christianson, editor, Weekly Wheel News

BREAKING NEWS!

LOOK! UP IN THE SKY! SEANCHAN SPY BALLOON SPOTTED OVER EBOU DAR!

"That balloon was a birthday surprise for the Prince of Ravens, you OATHBREAKERS!" - Fortuna, Empress of Seanchan (may she live forever)

WHITECLOAK CHEF OBJECTS TO ACCUSATION OF DISTRIBUTING FORKROOT TEA

"By the Light, I was ONLY working on my new pesto recipe!" - Iron Chef Bornhald

HOUSING MARKET BOOMING IN SHADAR LOGOTH... but does Gentrification come at a price?

CONTENT SPOTLIGHT: If you aren't listening to WOTinColor podcast, YOU MIGHT BE A DARKFRIEND!

LOCAL CRAFTSMAN STILL LOOKING FOR WORK! "Hey Rafe. Call me. We'll do lunch!" - Rob Christianson, editor, WWN

WEEKLY WHEEL NEWS 5-06 CREATED BY ROB CHRISTIANSON

ART CREDITS "Fortuona" by Manderson / "Whitecloak" ©2021, Amazon Studios. (Tom Coccoza as himself.)

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The Weekly Wheel News is a #wheeloftime inspired project by Rob Christianson, a designer and art director based in the Pacific Northwest. As a comedic weekly satire of the old supermarket tabloid Weekly World News and Robert Jordan's Wheel of Time series, "The Paper" (as it is affectionately known in inner circles) is Randland's ONLY Reliable News Source... and if you don't believe that, YOU'RE A DARKFRIEND! The WWN continues to entertain thanks to the generous donations of its Patreon supporters. If you would like to help bring news (and laughter) to the fans of the Wheel of Time, please consider joining us at Patreon.com/WWN. Support at any level is appreciated. Tai'shar Manetheren.

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