WWN 5-09 hits peddler's carts now!

BREAKING NEWS! Randland's ONLY Reliable News Source is back with issue 509:

LANFEAR DOWN-ON-HER-LUCK! FORSAKEN TAKES JOB AS SKINNY INNKEEPER Cairhien's new inn, "The Daughter of the Night" gets a mysterious 27 ZAGAT rating! HOW did she do it?!?

DARK DAD'S DAYCARE'S RECORD-SETTING IPO! Is Ishamael Wall Street's new Sugar Daddy?

NO SOUP FOR YOU! Tower Novice goes on Power Trip! Mistress of the Kitchens UP IN ARMS!

HIGH LORD BEZOS SUMMONS LENN FOR TRIP TO THE MOON!

CONTENT SPOTLIGHT! Talk'aran'rhiod celebrates 200th episode without Season 2! Check out their podcast!

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